I know all of us shelter workers are passionate about our jobs, while being a little on the kooky side when it comes to behavior, and yes, sometimes dress and grooming. If you, too are a person who loves animals and have been called by some "a little overboard", I have found a necklace just for you, my friendly friend.

You now can wear what looks like a handmade necklace with the word "NEUTER" dangling off it. Only $9.95. And hang it around your neck. I mean literally hang it around your neck. Like a necklace. Yeah.

You could always go with the generic "FIX DOG" necklace to show your neutrality (just so neither the male nor female dogs you work with all day long feel like they've been slighted).

If you're not quite ready for the whole necklace idea, just get the button that says "CUT THE NUTS", my personal fave.

Please, person, whomever you are in the world, PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU, SEND ME A PHOTO OF YOU WEARING THE NECKLACE! (So's I can put that thing right on this BIG, bad baby called dropthatsock.com).
Love you,
Love,
me