hi there all 121 of you out yonder somewhere inside the internet,

i just got out of the glorious hospital after being inside that scary thing for one day shy of an ENTIRE WEEK because of a negligent (?) doctor who, as she was supposed to be relieving pain from muscle spasms, accidentally COLLAPSED BOTH OF MY LUNGS, YES SHE DID NOW. it was a horrendous week for me and obviously i had no way of updating this site, both because there's just no internet access in those barbaric medical procedure factories called hospitals, and because i could not move any part of my body, including my typing fingers for way too many days.

so i ap.olo.giz.e.

thanks for your forgiveness and i probably will not let that happen ever again, but i can't promise anything because that kind of thing never works out when there'a a promise involved in there somewhere, if you know what i mean.

i'm going to take the next week of my life and relax, try to forget what has happened to me in the last 6 days, and plan my malpractice lawsuit so that i may never have to work a real job again maybe.

hey, if anyone has any legal advice on malpractice shite, let me know at:
m@dropthatsock.com

thanks.
love,
double pneumothorax. xxx.

Comments

Post a comment