"Well, i'm Nesta, i'm almost 3, and i'm pretty lazy. I don't like long walks in the park, but I do enjoy going to the park to see who I can beat up. When they call me the fat kid, I shove their noses in the dirt, or slobber in their water bowls. My favorite thing to do after taking massive dumps is run laps around the yard at 90mph. I also like to try and beat my two brothers up at the same time, and if Mom and Dad are around, them too....this never works out for me but I try anyway. I used to like humping humans. I did it every time I met someone new. Then one day this lady came to the house and changed everything. I'm not even allowed to answer the door anymore. GRRR"

"i had just beat up 10 dogs at the park."

lips

"i wanted to be harry potter..stupid darth vadar."

"luke, i am your father."

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