She's "Mei" and she somehow happened when a massive beast (Amstaff) and a sassy lapdog (Shih-Tzu) got together and did the nasty.

Photos by Nakisha

I bet if I didn't tell you off the bat, that you'd be guessing what mix this dog was. I know you love playing that game with yourself, the "guess what mix the dog is" game. I've seen you all over the place, always asking me what kind of dog I have, and after I say, "I don't know", you ALWAYS take a guess like you really know what you're talking about. I don't know how to avoid you on the street besides acting like I never heard you say, "What breed of dog is that?". Everything else I've tried just makes you think I'm inviting you to put your two cents in about my dog's ancestry. Just leave me alone next time you see me with my mutant canine. Let us walk on by and you can guess to your friends or report back to your husband or roommate that you saw the strangest looking dog today and that you think it's a cross between a pitt bull, a whippet, and a dalmation-goat.

Send me documentation of proof of your ownership of a mutant dog (photos) via email:
m@dropthatsock.com

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