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These get a 4 Hank rating because they are super easy to use, simply designed and they work. They almost never get dull so they'll be around for awhile. Professional dog groomers use these almost exclusively all day, every day. They are waaaaaay better than using guillotine-type nail clippers, believe you me.

I'm giving this one a rare 5 Hank rating because I can't find one flaw to speak of. This is the best-smelling, longest lasting, shiny coat, cleanest dog in the neighborhood shampoo ever. The smell doesn't overpower you with perfume, in fact, you associate it with "clean". After each "clean-up time for Hank" time, I spend a good 2 weeks smelling him for long stretches, and everyone comments on how clean and soft he is. It's inexpensive, it works, and whoever came up with the idea for this product should get a Williams-Sonoma "big caramel apple" and eat it all himself. Terrific job, whoever you are.