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This is awesome. Look at it. It's perfect. A snowsuit. For dogs. Brilliant.

petplanet.com

This catalog is definitely worth a visit to the site to request it. It's well done (layout & photos) and the products are swanky. They've got the whole William Wegman line of dog things, funny dog art and cutesy dog clothes, among other things. A little on the pricey side as far as I'm concerned (around $70 for the quilted vest below), but worth a gander. And if you feel like how I feel about catalogs, this
one's a keeper. This one gets a 4 Hank heads rating. Click on the Hank heads to find out how I rate stuff. Request a catalog here.

And, perhaps the most compelling reason to git yerself a catalog from this company is this:

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The hippie costume for dogs. My goodness, think what this could do for a house party. You would have to wait until everyone had at least 3 Heinekens each to break this baby out. Dress your dog up in this bad boy and send him out by himself into the livingroom and listen for howling and the sound of beer shooting out of your guests' noses. Then you can all watch the "Dog Shredding His Hippie Costume" show that will soon follow.

costumecraze.com

Okay, world. Hold on to your knickers. Take a nice, deep breath. Take another one. Now hold it in.....

dogsandstyle.com

Paris Hilton's dog clothing and accessories line has landed. You may now exhale.

As much as everyone loves to poke fun at P. H., you have to admit that she's taken the I-can't-believe-you're-THAT-into-your-dog obsession and turned it into something that is somewhat socially acceptable. I'm clapping on the inside for Paris and her baby faerie right there. I'll never turn on you like all those heartless people did, Paris. You have done the equivalent of what an army of activists would've never imagined could be possible; it is because of you that the world's population considers dogs deserving of better apparel than their human counterparts. Congratulations...

k9closet.com

Yeah, they make nailpolish for dogs. My personal favorite is the golden color on a black dog. Make sure your dog doesn't think his/her nails are getting clipped when you're doing this, because if she does, be ready for a tantrum, complete with the expression of her anal glands, some deep scratch marks down your face and your neighbors beating down your door thinking the blood-curdling screams are traveling down the springtime air of the cul-de-sac because you're pulling your dog's legs off of its body. And all for some golden nails that you wanted to show to your friends. Plan this out right, you all.

i know there are plenty of you guys out there.

you, who have dancing bears on the bumpers of your SUV's, you who vacation at wellness communes in Rhinebeck, N.Y. where they serve organic frittata every wednesday and the staff howls at full moons in the nude WHEN. EVER. THEY. CAN.

you, who wishes out daily to the universe for the powers that be to create a dog shampoo that smells like patchouli oil, not the patchouli oil they sell on streetcorners in chinatown, but the oil that has that undeniably strong smell of DIRT. you, who go to rainbow conventions to sing along at the bonfire with all your friends and their mind-warping drum circles, which are led by a girl who calls herself "turtle".

and you who can be seen sitting indian-style with your eyes closed at the mouth of the river (no styling products in your hair, so naturally it's all frizzy at the ends), your arms outstretched to feel the earth's womb quivering; you might like to get your dog a purple tie-dyed t-shirt so he can reach a higher level of vibrational energy while he's watching you dust his backyard dumpage with burning sage.

www.dogsandstyle.com