This is what happens when your evil stepson is bored out of his mind because you refused to drive him to the Sunrise Mall in Massapequa, Long Island. He really wanted to go meet his friend Hector there, but you told him that you had to clean the house and shampoo your hair and that he didn't deserve to be driven anywhere because he embarrassed you at the Red Lobster the other night when he clogged the toilet with all those paper towels.

He finally gets bit at the end, but not before sending these two dogs into an adrenaline overdose for a good 3 minutes.

Watch your kids, people!

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If you, yourself have footage of your animal speaking ridiculousness, post it on youtube.com and send me the link. And I'll prolly post it here. Just for you. Thanks.

This is what you get when you send your sweet and lovely overachieving daughter to law school and she drops out against your deepest wishes to be a stay-at-home mom and then all 6 of her kids grow up and leave the house and she's left all by herself all day long and she's so beyond knitting the extended family's christmas afghans for the past 9 years so she blazes through every book in the Little Rock Public Library and the notion of a new side project comes to her in a dream;

I WILL NOW TEACH MY DOG SYNCHRONIZED DANCING.

SYNCHRONIZED WITH MY OWN DANCING.

I WILL ACCOMPLISH THIS TO THE ENTIRE IRRESISTABLE SOUNDTRACK TO MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE MOVIE, GREASE.

STARRING JOHN TRAVOLTA.

BEGINNING TODAY.

Seriously, though, this woman was a dog trainer for 15 years and had a dog, Rookie, who knew a bunch of obedience commands, but was too exuberant for official obedience trial competitions. She didn't want to squash that quality in him, so she got into dancing with him. And he's awesome at it. He's so into it the whole time, it made me shed a tear.

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Here's some rare footage of a typical boxer greeting his favorite aunt. Notice the self control he has in not once jumping ON the guest. I'm impressed. This kind of greeting could make the world's worst serial killer feel like he's the greatest person on earth. Take your look here and click on the one that says "Buddy's Happy Dance" in the video section. Cheers.

Okay, before you click on this, I need to tell you that if you, in fact, do have a dog that does this, you need to do something about it and not video tape it and send it to one of those "funniest video" shows. When a dog is this insanely food possessive, people are in danger and your dog will eventually do something to really hurt someone, thus hurting himself because then you'll get sued, and rightly so, and then the dog ends up in a pound somewhere and you know what happens after like 7 days in a county shelter.

If I may, I'd like to turn this entry into a "what not to do" topic; if your dog shows even the slightest sign of guarding behavior, don't just laugh it off and expect it to fade away as the dog gets older. Aggression's not like, say, chewing inappropriately. Dogs don't just "grow out" of aggressive behaviors; they get progressively worse as time passes, believe me. If you address the problem early, your chances are better in extinguishing the behavior, although most people can't deal with aggression correctly in general. That being said, you can watch the clip of probably the worst food possession I've seen in years. Probably due to a neurological disorder. Hold on to your knickers, folks...

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